Knock-Knock Jokes

10 Knock-Knock Jokes

1. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Isabell

Isabell who?

Isabell not working? I had to knock.

2. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash Who?

No thanks, but do you have walnuts?

3. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Justin

Justin Who?

Am I Justin time for lunch?

4. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Owen

Owen Who?

Owen, by the way, could you let me in?

5. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Dwayne

Dwayne Who?

Dwayne your bathtub! I need to use it!

6. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in! It's cold out here!

7. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe Who?

No, I'm not! You're a poo!

8. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

I'm up

I'm Up Who?

Really? You're a poo?

9. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Olive

Olive Who?

Can Olive you turn down the music? I'm trying to sleep!

10. Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Ach

Ach Who?

Bless you!